How-Sex Robots excite crowds in China

 

Modelled on a petite 5ft 5inch skeleton, the robots have delicate silicon skin and muscles as well as limbs that can be remotely controlled to move in a natural motion. Curious onlookers flooded the stand at the Sex Culture Exhibition being held in Xi'an, the capital of western China's Shaanxi Province, to see the two models 'shake their thing' on display. Worth £3,000, the robots can be fully customised to suit the the preferences of their owner and are programmable to communicate in different languages. Everything from facial features, hair and bust size can be modified by customers who are looking for their perfect 'robo-woman'. With the huge Chinese economy now creating more millionaires than ever before, the robots inventor Li Jiang said they are aimed at high flying executives who are simply too busy to go out and meet real women.

Surprise-Satellite photographs Kiwi Phalluses

New Zealand resident David McQuoid may want to consider a different neighbourhood for his house hunt.

While scanning Google Earth looking for property, he spotted an image of six giant penises burned into the field of a high school, like some pornographic version of crop circles. The satellite image of the grounds of Fairfield College was taken in May 2009 and added to the database of images used to compile Google maps.

"At first I thought it was a large piece of artwork," he said of the so-called 'Fairfield Phalluses'.

The school's acting principal, Gerhard van Dyk, told New Zealand's Waikato Times newspaper that the prank had been pulled on a weekend, and it was only as the grass died away that the crude, cartoonish etchings were revealed.

Unusual-Four crocodiles found in bedroom of Croydon house

STARTLED cops discovered some unusual guests in a spare bedroom – four West African dwarf crocodiles.The crocs, capable of biting off a man’s arm, were being kept in cramped and dirty tanks.The largest, over 4ft long, was so sick it died soon after being transferred.

The others, 3ft females, found in pond liners have been moved to an animal park..Police found the smuggled reptiles in a semi-detached house in Croydon, South London, where they were investigating an unrelated matter. The owner had no licence for the protected animals and is likely to be charged and face a substantial fine.The crocs were taken to a quaratine facility at Heathrow airport before being transferred to Birdworld in Surrey.

They are sharing a large pond with terrapin turtles and being fed white mice.

Why-Mascot sacked over charity underwear calendar shoot

Ms Chandler, who worked unpaid for four years as Doncaster Rovers' mascot Donny Dog, was given the boot by club bosses in an email after posing for an NSPCC fundraiser. The Championship club’s players stripped off for a calendar last season. Ms Chandler, 40, from Sheffield, said: ‘I’m absolutely gutted and so angry. I have given so much to them and this is how they repay me. It’s so hypo- critical. 'The players in the calendar were naked except for a strategically placed football, so how is this any different?’The club told mother-of-three Ms Chandler she was giving it a bad name, but refused to comment further.

Ms Chandler, a hairdresser, had been wearing the Donny Dog costume at matches and other events around the borough for four years.

What-Nude, drunk woman arrested after snoozing in park

Police arrested a nearly nude woman who took a snooze in an Arizona park after she was spotted by a family with three children.Mesa police told the Arizona Republic that the 44-year-old woman was asleep in the park Monday afternoon with just a T-shirt on, rolled up above her breasts. She smelled of alcohol, cops said.An empty bottle of vodka was found next to her. She told police she was trying to cool off.

Strange-Man seeking sex change tries to fake own death (video)

LOL-Sign in Ohio spells north 'NORHT'

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio — A new, high-profile road sign over an Ohio interstate highway entrance will be replaced, because a contractor's spelling went off the road. Stampede!  C'mon — what's not to like? oof it over to Facebook to join the weird news herd.

..The word "north" appeared prominently at the top of the sign misspelled "N-O-R-H-T."Ohio Department of Transportation spokeswoman Jackie Schafer (SHAY'-fur) says the contractor fixed the error in the Cleveland suburb of Strongsville on Tuesday by placing an overlay over the word, with the correct spelling. She tells The Associated Press the contractor will pay to have a new sign made.The Plain Dealer of Cleveland was first to report about the problem with the sign, on eastbound state Route 82 at Interstate 71.