Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Funny-Political Party enters a donkey to run for Mayor



Good or bad idea…

Marko the donkey has been chosen by the Society for New Bulgaria political party to represent them for the elections on October 23. It was reported that the party see Marko as the ideal alternative to the current mayor Kiril Yordanov, who they feel is not doing a good enough job for the town. Angel Dyankov, head of the campaign headquarters of the Society for New Bulgaria party, said: 'Unlike the other mayor candidates and politicians, the Donkey has a strong character, doesn’t steal, doesn’t lie, and gets work done.'Fellow Society for New Bulgaria member Doychin Dimitrovmade made his point clear about his dissatisfaction with the current mayor of Varna. 'Marko’s life is difficult because the green areas in the Bulgarian sea capital are disappearing.
'Let the residents of Varna draw the line and decide who has more positive qualities – the donkey or the incumbent Mayor.

More Weird news

  1. Surprise-Actress Jane Fonda admits to bathing in her dog Roxy's ashes

  1. Stupid-Man who washed truck naked gets probation

  1. Sad-A startling reminder to pick plastic surgeon with care

  1. Why-Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding

  1. LOL-Animated Putin disappoints Russians with comeback (video)


Crazy-Sex Bid Rebuffed, Woman Hits Man, Is Nailed By Cops





 No means no….

All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for? That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed by Minarsich, 28, she got into an altercation with her boyfriend “because he would not have sex with her.”Which prompted Minarsich’s pointed remark to cops about her desire for “ass.”According to a criminal complaint, Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech when interviewed by Iowa City Police Department officers. Her boyfriend--with whom she has an eight-month-old child--told cops when he told Minarsich “he wouldn’t sleep with her she became upset and swung at him.” Minarsich “landed a couple of blows,” but the man was not injured, police noted.Minarsich was booked into the Johnson County jail on a misdemeanor domestic assault charge (she was convicted in June 2009 on a similar count). Seen in the above mug shot, Minarsich is being held in lieu of $5000 bond.


Surprise-Actress Jane Fonda admits to bathing in her dog Roxy's ashes



AN OSCAR-winning actress has admitted to bathing in her dog's ashes thinking they were bath salts.

Jane Fonda, 73, who won two Oscars for Coming Home (1978) and Klute (1971), spotted the urn in her hotel room after a long day at work and presumed the contents were bathing products. Fonda, who last month admitted to using testosterone to boost her sex life, proceeded to run a bath and pour in the ashes, but she was left aghast after spotting a bone and realising that she was actually handling the ashes of her dead pooch Roxy. One evening, when I came home from work, I found an urn sitting on my hotel room table with a note, 'Until We Meet Again'. I thought, 'What could this be and who’s it from?' I opened the urn and it appeared to be bath salts," She told the Daily Express in the UK."So I ran a nice hot bath and dumped some of the 'salts' into it. But a small fragment of bone fell out as well and I realised, with shock, they were Roxy’s ashes.

"I took the bath anyway and it felt good."


Stupid-Man who washed truck naked gets probation


What was he thinking…?

ATTLEBORO, Mass. — A man who scrubbed his pickup truck in the nude at a Massachusetts car wash has been sentenced to a year of probation. Robert E. Bailey, of Cumberland, R.I., pleaded guilty on Monday to open and gross conduct for being naked at Economy Car Wash in North Attleborough on May 31.The Sun Chronicle (http://bit.ly/nfovrZ ) reports that a woman vacuuming her vehicle at the business called police after she saw the 65-year-old Bailey in the nude.Police say Bailey was wearing shorts by the time they arrived at the scene and denied doing anything wrong.A judge also ordered Bailey to stay away from the car wash and the witness and to continue counseling. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

Sad-A startling reminder to pick plastic surgeon with care

Bad side of plastic surgery...


The procedure was supposed to be simple — swap out a pair of leaking breast implants for a brand new set. But for Dinora Rodriguez, a 40-year-old stay-at-home mom from Los Angeles, this simple cosmetic "fix" was the start of a plastic surgery nightmare. "My breasts looked really bad," she says. "It looked like I had one big breast instead of two. And the pain was terrible."
According to Dr. Anthony Youn, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Troy, Mich., and an msnbc.com contributor, Rodriguez's surgeon left her with a bad case of symmastia. "It's a uniboob," he says. "It's where the implant pockets are connected in the middle — and they definitely shouldn't be." Normally, breast implants are placed under the breast itself or under the muscle behind the breast each nestled in a separate "pocket" created by the plastic surgeon. If the pocket is mistakenly made too close to the middle of the chest, though, the implant can work its way through the small opening, migrating towards its twin until both implants are "kissing."Rodriguez says her surgeon also operated on a scar near her eyes without her permission, giving her an unwanted eye lift that left her unable to completely close her eyes.


Money-Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding


Cutting down the wire is not good idea...

ELLWOOD CITY, Pa. — Police say a western Pennsylvania couple cut down copper wire from 18 utility poles because they needed money to pay for their wedding. Online court records don't list defense attorneys for 24-year-old April Cater and 23-year-old Joseph Russell, both of North Sewickley Township, and The Associated Press could not immediately locate a listed phone for the couple.The couple faces a preliminary hearing Oct. 24 on theft and other charges for allegedly cutting down the wire on Aug. 9, four days before their wedding. Police say Russell told them he had lost his job at an auto parts store and needed the money. Police say the couple sold the wire to a salvage company the day after they allegedly stole it.

LOL-Animated Putin disappoints Russians with comeback (video)

MOSCOW - An animated Taiwanese film pokes fun at Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin’s decision to return to the presidency, portraying a sullen electorate disappointed by the news. Opinion polls indicate that Putin, who said on Saturday he would seek a return to the presidency after nearly four years as prime minister, is much more popular than potential rivals and all but certain to win the March election. In a nod to his role as Russia’s key decision-maker, the film — made by a subsidiary of Hong Kong media giant Next Media Ltd and released on Monday — depicts Putin wearing an elbow-length silver glove to steer a joystick.

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