Masseur charged with masturbating and Silicone Sister Busted for Butt Injections

Good-its Guinness world records day

Nice- Barber lets customers pay what they can

Unique-Man admits to burning cross to save marriage

Why-MP tweets ‘F--- you,'

Wow-Seven-year-old Indian girl Kura Nitya cries 'tears' of stone

Enjoying-Masseur charged with masturbating while massaging client

Silicone Sister Busted For Butt, Hip Injections

LOL-Police mistake screams on Don't Tell The Bride for attack on woman

Funny-Geese on parade with marching band video hits YouTube (video)

 


Funny-Geese on parade with marching band video hits YouTube  (video)

The video of a gaggle of geese marching alongside a river in Holland accompanied by two musicians has become a huge hit on YouTube, with 436,000 views at last count.The crazy-looking parade is led by a man blowing a whistle and playing the xylophone, while a man with a snare drum sets the rhythm of the march and brings up the rear. (metro.co.uk)

Blonde shopper becomes YouTube hit (video)

A dopey shopper has become an internet sensation after she was caught on caught on camera battling the wrong way up an escalator.The well-dressed blonde seems unaware of her mistake, casually marching up the steps as bemused passers-by glide past her in the opposite direction

Why-Ex-porn star won't stop reading to kids

EX-PORN star Sasha Grey released a defiant statement vowing to continue participating in educational programs for children after she sparked controversy by reading to a classroom of California elementary school students, TMZ reported. In a statement released to the gossip website, Grey said she was "proud" to have participated in the "Read Across America" program at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California, adding that she read "Dog Breath" by Dav Pilkey to first and third graders."I believe education is a universal right," Grey said in the statement. "I committed to this program with the understanding that people would have their own opinions about what I have done, who I am and what I represent."TMZ reported Friday that parents at the Los Angeles-area elementary school complained after Grey was invited to read to a classroom of their children.Grey announced her retirement from porn in April 2011 and has appeared in mainstream television and movie roles - most notably playing the girlfriend of Adrian Grenier's character Vince Chase on HBO's "Entourage."But she remains best known for her extensive porn credits."I have a past that some people may not agree with, but it does not define who I am," Grey told TMZ. "I will not live in fear of it."

Grey said she will "remain an active supporter and participant in education-focused initiatives."

Why-MP tweets ‘F--- you,'

How low politician can go…

WINNIPEG — a longtime Winnipeg MP unleashed a foul-mouthed tirade Wednesday against the Harper government via his Twitter account. NDP MP Pat Martin, who has represented Winnipeg Centre since 1997, launched the blistering attack via Twitter after the federal Tories closed down parliamentary debate on the federal budget.“This is a f---ing disgrace ... closure again,” Martin tweeted. “And on the budget! There’s not a democracy in the world that would tolerate this jackboot s---.”

Martin’s tweet, sent to his 1,360 followers, caused a stir in the Twitterverse, with the MP almost immediately becoming one of the country’s top trending topics on the social media site. (QMI)

Unique-Man admits to burning cross to save marriage

In an unusual attempt to avoid a divorce with his white wife, a black man admitted to burning a cross on the driveway of their Panama City, Fla., home in a Klu Klux Klan-inspired plan, News Herald reports. LB Williams, 50, told police he wrote a note signed by the KKK, that his wife found taped to the house two days after the cross was set alight. His wife, who had filed for divorce, paraphrased the letter taped to the door of the house: "They were watching us. I assumed me and the kids, and that I better not leave that (N-word)," Donna Williams told the newspaper.

Williams said she found it unusual that the white supremacist group would support interracial marriages and called the cops. Initially, police launched a hate crimes investigation until LB Williams confessed on Monday, the paper reported, a few days after the cross was burned.

He is charged with domestic violence stalking and exhibits that intimidate.

 

Nice- Barber lets customers pay what they can

CLEVELAND - After more than 20 years of renting chairs from other barbers, Gregory Burnett finally opened his own shop, but the down economy has been hard on the haircut business.

“It is one of the first things that people cut back on,” said Burnett, owner of Old School Barber Shop in Canton, Ohio. So two months ago Burnett put a sign in front of his place to let clients choose how much to pay. “Times are hard,” it read. “Pay what you can for a cut.”As Americans have struggled with haircuts of a different kind on the plummeting values of their homes, the idea was to draw in new patrons and help the clients who have been with him for decades, and it seems to be working. “People come in and want to take advantage of the deal,” Burnett said.

For the last two years Burnett has charged $12 for a man’s haircut, but recently has given one for as little as $5. “I tell people the haircut is free. The charge is for sitting in the chair,” he said.

Burnett said he hoped that a good haircut might mean a new job for one of his clients, and he liked the idea of helping people out. “I understand their troubles because I have their troubles,” he said. (Reuters)

Good-its Guinness world records day

Irish leprechauns, tea-sipping Britons, Australian ABBA impersonators and the oldest yoga teacher on the planet were just some of the people setting world records on Thursday.

More than 300,000 people around the world took part in the seventh annual Guinness World Records Day, in which a number of records have already been confirmed.They included the largest cream tea party (334 participants) in Essex, England; the largest gathering of people dressed as leprechauns (262 participants) in Dublin; the oldest yoga teacher (91 years old) and the largest hula hoop workout (221 children) both in Florida.Jane Malyon from The English Cream Tea Company, who hosted the Essex cream tea party, said the record combined her passion for quality time with her love of British tradition."Strangers became friends over scones, cream, jam and tea - and the atmosphere was as special as this amazing Guinness World Record," Malyon said in a statement from Guinness.In keeping with the national theme, 262 members of the public in Dublin got into leprechaun costume to break the record previously set in the United States. (Reuters).

Why-Silicone Sister Busted For Butt, Hip Injections

NOVEMBER 17--A Georgia woman who criminal investigators suspect has spent years administering illegal silicone buttocks and hip injections to female clients--including strippers nationwide--was arrested last month by federal agents, according to court records.

Kimberly Smedley, 45, was busted at a Washington, D.C. hotel on October 11, six months after Food and Drug Administration (FDA) agents opened a criminal investigation targeting Smedley

At the time of Smedley’s arrest, federal investigators discovered “three 18 gauge medical needles” in one of her handbags. They also found a new text message--apparently from a D.C. woman--that stated, “wanna make an apt 4 my aunt an I want my hips done.” Smedley is pictured at right in a photo from her Facebook page. The FDA probe was opened after a Baltimore exotic dancer was hospitalized in March following the last of four silicone treatments by Smedley, according to a court affidavit sworn by FDA Agent Robert Ekey. The stripper, who had first received silicone injections in her buttocks and then her hips, told investigators that she had “heard through word of mouth from other exotic dancers of a woman who administered silicone injections” so that “customers…could have larger and fuller buttocks.”The stripper recalled that “Kim” assured her that “she used medical silicone for the injections.” The silicone, she told agents, was stored in an unmarked “water jug with a spigot.” For each injection, “Kim” poured the silicone “into a cup and from the cup Kim used a needle and syringe to draw the silicone which Kim injected into the buttocks.”The Baltimore woman told agents that she paid $1000 for each silicone injection, procedures that were performed on the bed in a room at the Renaissance Hotel. Two days after her final treatment in March, the stripper became ill and was treated at The Johns Hopkins Hospital for pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with fluid on her lungs. (smokinggun)

Enjoying-Masseur charged with masturbating while massaging client

Trying to have some fun only….

Keep both hands where we can see them, mister.

A Nova Scotia masseur faces charges after a client said he masturbated while giving her a massage.Police said Adnan Al-Rassi, 41, of Bedford, was arrested and charged with sexual assault when a woman reported to police that she was at his private home for a massage appointment and, at one point, she opened her eyes and saw the masseur pleasuring himself.

Al-Rassi is charged with sexual assault. He is scheduled to appear in court in Dec. and has been ordered to stay away from the alleged victim. (QMI)

Wow-Seven-year-old Indian girl Kura Nitya cries 'tears' of stone

According to a local newspaper, Kura has been excreting stones from her right eye for the last two weeks but doctors are not sure what is causing the phenomenon. On average the young girl weeps between 12 to 25 stones a day. Nitya says she doesn't feel any pain but her right eye swells before the stones drop out. Her grandfather Gopal Reddy says he first noticed the strange happenings in October. 'Initially, we thought it was some divine power and prayed to God for this phenomenon to stop,' he told the Star online. The girl's parents have seen several different specialists but none have had an answer. (metro.co.uk)

LOL-Police mistake screams on Don't Tell The Bride for attack on woman

After knocking on the door of the home where the scream was coming from and hearing a second shout, the officers from Aylesbury Police smashed a glass pane to gain access.

Screams from Don't Tell the Bride led to police officers breaking down a door in Aylesbury

 PC Lucy Emerson, of Aylesbury Police, one of the officers at the scene, said: 'After bursting in, shouting "police", we searched the house and garden.

'However, we found nothing but a shocked teenage girl cuddling a dog with Don't Tell the Bride on the television.' Bride on the television.'

It emerged that the initial scream came from the bride-to-be on the hit BBC3 show seeing her wedding dress for the first time.'The second was one of shock at the sound of us banging on the door – and the silence that followed was the girl dialling 999, scared stiff that someone was forcing their way into the house. (metro.co.uk)