Thursday, September 6, 2012

Cocaine Stuffed Roast Chicken nets arrest, Jessica Simpson can’t run as her boobs are big and no more Ben and Jerry porn


Why-Ben & Jerry's sues porn movie studio

Why-Driver fined for running over woman twice
Hero--Boy, 6, killed saving sister from sex assault
Watch video of young girl being given a telling off by teacher boot him in the crotch
Wow-Jessica Simpson I can't run because my boobs are too big
Idea-Cocaine-Stuffed Roast Chicken Nets Arrest in Nigeria

What-Driver fined for running over woman twice

An Ontario driver who ran over a woman twice in a Walmart parking lot in this city last January has been fined $3,000. Ontario Court Justice William Fitzgerald also gave Frank Reynolds, 65, of Wellands, a one-year driving licence suspension. On June 5, Fitzgerald found Reynolds guilty of dangerous operation of a motor vehicle causing bodily harm. Reynolds testified he did not know he had struck Joan Sherritt with his Chevrolet Tahoe about 3:20 p.m., on Jan. 30, thinking instead it was a chunk of ice in the tire well.
He also said he did not know Sherritt was underneath his SUV as he continued his left turn in front of the store, dragged her for a distance of 20 metres, and then drove backwards, running her over again. "It seems to me that the operation of the vehicle in the manner I described constitutes a marked departure from a responsible, prudent driver," said Fitzgerald in his decision.
 
Hero--Boy, 6, killed saving sister from sex assault
 
A six-year-old New Jersey boy was killed trying to stop his older sister from being sexually assaulted by an intruder, who slashed the boy's throat. Osvaldo Rivera, 31, is suspected of breaking into the children's home around 2 a.m. Sunday and attacking the 12-year-old girl, reported the Camden Courier-Post. County prosecutor Warren Faulk said little Dominick Andujar saved his sister's life. "He came to her assistance while she was being assaulted, and as a result of that she was able to get out of the house," Faulk is quoted as saying. The girl's throat was also cut, but she managed to flee to a neighbour's house for help, according to the report. She underwent surgery for her wounds. Two other girls in the home, aged 9 and 14, were unharmed.

Bad- Watch video of young girl being given a telling off by teacher boot him in the crotch

 After six weeks or so without early starts, it seems understandable that pupils and teachers alike may not be in the best of moods about going back to school. Over in Russia, one teacher seems particularly testy as he gives the young girl in the video below a thorough scolding about what our translation expert informs us regards some perceived shoddiness during an English lesson. His manner all seems rather aggressive, however... although nowhere near as aggressive as her eventual response.Reduced to sobs, she dishes out revenge that many schoolkids may have daydreamed about during the happiest days of their lives. Not that we would in any way endorse violence, especially in the classroom - but a kick in the b******* in response to a b********* does have some poetic justice about it.
Link for video

Excuse-Elderly Farmer Accidentally Plants 1,000 Pot Plants

An elderly German farmer accidentally planted more than 1,000 pot plants, mistaking their seeds for sunflower seeds, police told NBC News on Wednesday. Concerned neighbors alerted police in the Bavarian town of Moembris to the one-acre field where the 74-year-old was growing cannabis in place of his usual potatoes, NBC News reported. The cops told the man, whose name they didn't release, to destroy the plants — which he did at their insistence. It is a crime in Germany to knowingly grow pot plants. "The friendly elderly gentleman was surprised at the strange plants that had grown next to the flowers but did not identify them as cannabis plants," a police statement said.
Idea-Cocaine-Stuffed Roast Chicken Nets Arrest

Authorities in Nigeria say they arrested a man at an international airport who was bringing in roasted chicken with unusual stuffing: $150,000 worth of cocaine. National Drug Law Enforcement Agency spokesman Mitchell Ofoyeju said Monday that suspect Vincent Chegini Chinweuwa arrived at Lagos' Murtala Muhammed International Airport this weekend from Sao Paolo in Brazil. Ofoyeju said Chinweuwa told investigators he had hoped to start a business in Nigeria with the drug money.
Chinweuwa could not immediately be reached for comment as he remained in custody of the anti-drug agency Monday. Ofoyeju said Chinweuwa had yet to hire a lawyer. Nigeria is a major transit point for drugs coming from Latin America and going to Europe and the US.

Wow-Jessica Simpson I can't run because my boobs are too big





Poor old Jessica Simpson, eh? Everyone's on at her to lose her baby weight, but come on people - this lady just birthed a human being! Can she just catch her breath? Just before having her baby daughter Maxwell on 1 May this year, Jessica signed up to promote Weight Watchers - they'd help her lose her baby weight and she'd reveal her "post-baby body" on their advert on 10 September. Which is now a week away.But Jessica's revealed that there's been an unexpected problem with that - her massive boobs. She trains with celebrity personal trainer Harley Pasternak (he also trains Gaga and Katy Perry) four or five times a week, but can't do anything too strenuous. "My boobs are way too big to run at this point. I'm just walking," she says.
Why-Ben & Jerry's sues porn movie studio

NEW YORK, Sept. 6 (UPI) -- Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's filed a lawsuit in New York against a hard-core pornography company that spoofed the line's flavors with its movie titles. The lawsuit, filed in federal court, accuses Caballero Video of using "titles and themes that are based on and deliberately trade upon" Ben & Jerry's trademarks for its






"Ben & Cherry's" line of films, the New York Post reported Thursday. The porn titles include "Boston Cream Thigh" and "Hairy Garcia," which the ice cream maker said are deliberate references to its "Boston Cream Pie" and "Cherry Garcia" flavors. The New York Daily News reported the ice cream company also accuses the porn studio of ripping off its logo to make covers for the DVDs. The suit seeks the profits from the movies as well as unspecified damages. The Post said Caballero officials did not return calls for comment.

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