Top 5 Weird, Funny & sexy News stories of Jan 21, 2013 in reverses order.......
Top 5-Woman's thumb bitten off during argument –Anger is bad for all
A Florida woman no longer has her left thumb after her boyfriend bit it off while driving her to work. The on-again, off-again couple were arguing on the commute to work, and the woman pushed her boyfriend's head. He responded by biting off her thumb, Florida Today reported. "He bit it completely off and spit it out on the floorboard," a spokeswoman for the Palm Bay, Fla., police told the paper. Police said he
has confessed to the attack. The woman was treated at the hospital, but doctors were unable to re-attach her thumb. Her boyfriend has been charged with aggravated battery. He is being held in a clear-walled cell that allows for constant supervision of inmates who police think may harm them, the paper said, or who haven't been cleared by mental-health staff.
(Source QMI Agency)
Top 4-Subway footlong sub only 11 inches-strange measurement (truth is bitter)
Eleven inches appears to be the size of Subway's footlong sandwich, according to a stream of photos posted online by angry customers around the world. The controversy began earlier this week when an Australian man posted a photo on the company's
Facebook page of his footlong sub alongside a measuring tape that read 11 inches, with the caption "subway pls respond." Later, the photo appeared to have been deleted. Since then, customers have posted photos and comments of their short subs. Lori Olsen Arnholy, from Wooster, Ohio, said on Facebook her family regularly eats at Subway and decided to measure their sandwiches to see for themselves. She said she bought six footlong subs Monday and four of them were just 11 inches long. "I always thought I was always getting 12" subs ... I do smell a lawsuit," she said. Some customers vowed to never eat at the restaurant again. "I will NEVER buy anything from Subway now. Ever," posted Marius Andre Stensaker.
(Source QMI Agency)
Top 3-Cancer Survivor Allegedly Fired for Taking Medical Leave-Bad Company
An Oceanside woman is suing her former employer for allegedly firing her for taking medical and family leave. Was she unfairly fired? Or did she show little commitment to the job, leading her employer to believe she no longer wanted to work there? That is the issue in a civil suit that the plaintiff's attorney says should serve as a word of caution. Vivienne Parra, 39, says she took three weeks of leave from her job when she had a mastectomy in 2009, and then another three weeks when she delivered her baby, now four years old. In between, she says she went to work as best she could, considering all of her medical appointments, always giving her employer advanced notice and documentation.
(Source-nbcsandiego)
Top 2-Man Goes To Jail for Poking Holes in Condoms to Get His Girlfriend Pregnant (bad idea)
This is an interesting- and somewhat creepy- story. Craig Jaret Hutchinson of Nova Scotia has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for poking holes in his girlfriend’s condoms. He and his girlfriend had been dating for several months when things started to get a bit shaky. Thinking that the only way to keep her around was to get her pregnant, he poked holes in the condoms. And it worked- he got her pregnant. The woman, only being identified as N.C., ended up getting an abortion and suffered “painful complications” for two weeks afterwards. Hutchinson was convicted of sexual assault in December of 2011. He appealed the ruling at the Nova Scotia Court of Appeal, but the decision released on Thursday was 4-1 not in his favor. The sentence was deemed fit and stands.
A text message from November 6th of 2006 read: “I wanted a baby with you so bad, I sabotaged the condoms. “The woman, only being identified as N.C., ended up getting an abortion and suffered “painful complications” for two weeks afterwards. Hutchinson was convicted of sexual assault in December of 2011. He appealed the ruling at the Nova Scotia Court of Appeal, but the decision released on Thursday was 4-1 not in his favor. The sentence was deemed fit and stands.
(Source-elite daily)
Top 1-Teacher Who Had Sex Student Avoids Jail by Divorcing Husband, Marrying Victim (How she can do that)
A Former high school teacher who was facing a lengthy jail sentence for having sex with a 15-year-old student has avoided jail time by divorcing her husband and marrying the boy. Leah Gayle Shipman, 42, married Johnnie Ray Ison, now 19, in January 2011 – two years after being arrested for having sex with the boy when he was 15 Wilmington, North Carolina high school.Prosecutors were unable to convince Ison to bring evidence against Shipman because of their legal relationship, and all previously made statements to police are no longer admissible at trial.Under North Carolina law, a defendant’s spouse cannot be compelled to testify against the defendant in criminal cases or grand jury proceedings.“None of the statements made in this case would be admissible without the victim,” Brunswick County Assistant District Attorney Gina Essey said. “The defendant has a Sixth Amendment right to confront witnesses against them.”hipman married Ison six days after finalizing her divorce from her husband of 19 years. Shipman was facing 15 years for statutory rape and taking indecent liberties with a child, but the case has since been thrown out since the prosecution relied upon Ison’s cooperation. Ison’s mother had to reportedly give written permission for her then 17-year-old son, who was still a minor, to marry Shipman in 2011.Shipman was sentenced to a 30-day suspended jail sentence, a year of probation and $345 in restitution on December 20th.Now that’s how you beat the system!
(Source-elite daily)
