Funny Place Names
- An*s (France) · Bangkok (Thailand)
- · Beersville (USA) · Bendery (Moldova) · Bog (Iran, Cameroon)
- · Boring (USA) · Bottom (USA) · Bum (Afghanistan) · Bung (Ghana)
- · Burrumbuttock (Australia) · Climax (USA, Canada)
- · Condom (France) · Crapo (USA) · Dik (Chad, Sudan) · Dikshit (India)
- · Dil*o (Chad) · Dog (Guinea) · Dott (USA) · Eggs and Bacon Bay (Australia)
- · Fanny (USA) · Fat (Iran) · Fukang (China)
- · Fu**ing (Austria) · Gay (USA, Russia, Cameroon)
- · Gas (USA) · Gin Gin (Australia)
- · Hell (Norway) · Hellhole (USA)
- · Horneytown (USA) · Intercourse (USA)
- · Iron Knob (Australia) · Kok (Ethiopia)
- · Koolyannobbing (Australia) · Lake Trousers (Canada)
- Lo* (Estonia, Guinea, Netherlands) · Poopó (Bolivia)
- Pukekohe (New Zealand) · Pratt (USA)
- Pukë (Albania) · Seymen (Turkey)
- Shit (Iran) · Sic (Romania) · Spasticville (USA) · Spit Junction (Australia)
- Tit (Algeria) · Toad Suck (USA) · Wank (Germany)
- Whakapapa (New Zealand - the 'Wh' is pronounced 'F')
- Watanobbi (Australia) · Windpassing (Austria)
- Analar Standards A.R.S. Enterprises
- Assart Balls Grinding
- Baps Homes B.A.P.
- Services Beer Construction
- Bol Lox Buma Machine Tools
- C.O.W. Services Cox Accommodation
- Cox Holdings Cumming Services Dick Lovett Group
- Di*-Di* Dike & Son
- Diknow Dingleberry Doolittle & Dalley Dumbar Enterprises
- E. R. Badcock Erection Services
- Fani Couture Fanny Hides Fartes Industry Far Track Fat Tawts Charter
- Flan*e Entertainment Flappit Quarry Co * (UK) Gay & Son Hiscocks Beauty
- Hiscox Insurance Ho & Co Hoare Holdings Group Impact Driving Jizz Networks
- Klitgaard Trading Knobs & Knockers Krapko Kuntesh Enterprise Mike Hunt
- Moroni Mufs Consultants Nutbags Pants Consultants Pant-Y-Drain Pen and
- Inc Peni Deli Pe* Isar Coed Farm Ph-UK Inn Pubs Pis Plopp Agentur Uwe
- Havekost P*rn & Dunwoody (Lifts) Schlagman Screwfast Short Chat & Sides
- Shufflebottom Shitil Sic Equipment Sing Fat Slippery D*ck's Smeg Sukaad The
- C*ck Trumpers World T.Watts Waste VAG Fluid Controls Vulvar Ren Wang
- Fat Wankhiwal UK Wankumer Bauservice Weee-Collect Willies Consulting
- These are all names that people have actually given their children.
- Funny first (and first and middle) names:
- Apple
- Champagne
- Mahogany
- X
- Tamarind
- Maverick
- Zico
- Asia
- Honey
- India
- Cellar Door
- Schyler Kubrick
- Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell's daughter)
- Cinnamon (her sister is called Candy which is short for Candida, the name of an unpleasant yeast infection)
- Osama (born in England, post-9/11)
- George (a girl, not abbreviated, named after her mother)
- Scarlet (who was named after the colour of the water in her mother's birthing pool)
- Rear Snelling
- Jennifer Burger
- John PawPaw
- Joe King
- Barbara Schmuck
- Benny Bentwheel
- Stanley Snitley
- Mark Hiscock
- Dick Swett (American policitian)
- Mike Hunt
- Chris Peacock
- Wayne King
- Richard Titball
- Pervical Walter Clutterbuck Henry Stanley Raper (Clutterbuck's colleague)
- Drew Peacock (recently featured in 'The Sun' - his parents didn't realise how the name sounded)
- Dr Peter D'eath
- Paul Mycoc*
- Fan*y Large
- Mary Christmas
- Phillip Menutts
- Chastity Case
- Dick Goodboy
- Robin Banks
- Harriet Booty
- Edward Bull (Eddie Bull)
- Simone F*cks (German)
- Lee Bum Suk (South Korean politician)
- Edward Woodward
- Chris Cross
- Tor Popple
- Protius Duxbury
- Warwick Benjer
- Miles Whatmuff
- Terrence William Athead (his signature is T W Athead)
- Blessing Platinum
- Gordon Bennett
- Jamie Slaymaker
- Virginia D*cks
- Hazel Hazel
- Rose Pink
- Jago Blue
- Pema Elizabeth
- Patricia Fuller-Hiscock
- Allen Keys
- Crystal Fountain
- Boz Wallace
- Peter Bonerz (American TV director)
- Gay Flashman (Managing Editor at ITN)
- Euan Kerr (former editor of the Beano)
- Chandie Yawn (married to Joey from 'Blossom')
- Gay Search (BBC gardener)
- Neville Neville (father to the footballing brothers)
- Thomas Wyndham
- St. John Fotheringham-Worsnip
- Mrs Snell Rainbow Van Gogh